Upside Down Post:
Yurn your frown upside down into a smile as this post is for those who do not enjoy the family gatherings at Christmas. You know who you are and why but today I thought it would be fun to have a little fun.
This is a "Would you rather" reply when someone asks what you would rather do get through the holidays than spend it with family?
1. I'd rather drop a house on my sister.
2. Have a root canal
3. Eat fruitcake even the store bought kind.
4. Have my neighbor tell me about her colon in great detail
5. Dust
6. Watch my cat chase and kill a mouse
7. Hear the neighbor's dogs barking all night long.
8. Shovel snow
9. Open my prezzies and discover everyone sent me clothes two sizes too small. What is family for but to get the sizes wrong even after they call and ask.
10. I'd rather read a good murder mystery set at Christmas this would make it a killer holiday for me.
Okay you all come up with your own funny list and I can't wait to see what you have. Oh one last one from me....
I'd rather run out of coffee than spend Christmas with......you fill in the blank.
Hugs,
Pamela who is now smiling!
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Its number 10 for me. I'm afraid yours could cause me to be a character in True Crime Fiction. LOL
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ReplyDeleteLOL like I said come up with your own list to post. Some of mine were not so funny.
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